On the first day God created the dog. God
said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and
bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will
give you a life span of twenty years."
The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give
me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
So God agreed.
On the second day God created the monkey. God
said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make
them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for
twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back
ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
And God agreed.
On the third day God created the cow. God
said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all
day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and
give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life
span of sixty years."
The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and
I'll give back the other forty."
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day God created man. God
said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
I'll give you twenty years."
Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you
what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow
gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and
the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty,
okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family; for the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain
the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit
on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you
To you who wrote these... thanks... wala na kc me maisip na ipost eh... sorry na rin if I didn't inform you...
By the way, nagsasawa na ako sa itsura ng blog kong parang langit... gusto ko siyang iedit.. pero wla me ng necessary program to do it... microsoft frontpage ba... meron na kc me nakitang blogskin pero di maganda ung layout...
