Tuesday, October 19, 2004

hay.... B-O-R-E-D na talaga ako dito sa bahay... di pwede lumabas para manood ng sine o kaya magroam around lang sa mall... napakastrict kasi eh... and then wala man lng tumatawag sa phone... grr... kaasar talaga - Richmond tawag ka nga! Anyways ito po ngayon ang ginagawa ko ang mag waste ng time sa net tuwing gabi... nagsu2rf para may magawa... nagba2sa ng mga messages sa mailbox and sa blogs ninyo... and this is what I've seen and read so far... sa mailbox ko, galing sa isang member ng yahoogroup...


On the first day God created the dog. God

said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and

bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will

give you a life span of twenty years."


The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give

me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."


So God agreed.


On the second day God created the monkey. God

said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks, make

them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span."


The monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for

twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back

ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"


And God agreed.


On the third day God created the cow. God

said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all

day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and

give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life

span of sixty years."


The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want

me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and

I'll give back the other forty."


And God agreed again.


On the fourth day God created man. God

said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.

I'll give you twenty years."


Man said, "What? Only twenty years! Tell you

what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow

gave back and the ten the monkey gave back and

the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty,

okay?"


"Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."


So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,

play, and enjoy ourselves; for the next forty years

we slave in the sun to support our family; for the

next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain

the grandchildren; and for the last ten years we sit

on the front porch and bark at everyone.


Life has now been explained to you


To you who wrote these... thanks... wala na kc me maisip na ipost eh... sorry na rin if I didn't inform you...


By the way, nagsasawa na ako sa itsura ng blog kong parang langit... gusto ko siyang iedit.. pero wla me ng necessary program to do it... microsoft frontpage ba... meron na kc me nakitang blogskin pero di maganda ung layout...